Is Snooki Pregnant? Please God, No.
And baby makes…whatevah.
The 25-year-old “fun-loving” (a term often used to describe Long Island Iced Tea chugging) “Jersey Shore” star has been denying rumors that she was preggers for weeks now, but she allegedly has crossed the 3-month mark ... and an official announcement could come any moment.
And apparently this new development is causing the folks at MTV to go into “crisis mode” because Snooks and JWoww have already started filming their “Jersey Shore” spinoff – should be interesting to see how they handle it.
So who is the lucky fist-pumping father/dude? Her boyfriend of over a year, Jionni LaValle.
You can accuse me of getting “judgey” all you want (I'm sure I'm not alone with this) – but girlfriend should NOT be having a bambino. There’s no doubt that she’s got the money to support it (and god knows even more on the way considering the potential BANK she stand to make from this media stunt/blessed event) – but can she provide for a loving and nurturing environment? Absolutely not.
And now for the really serious question – what should she name it? Have at it – give us your best guesses below: