Oh Baby. Real Housewives Alum Kim Zolciak is Pregnant Again!
Kim Zolciak, the woman who created plenty of drama on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, is causing some controversy again. 35-year-old Zolciak is reportedly pregnant with her 5th kid, just 9 months after her son Kash was born. And she was just photographed smoking on a Florida beach over Memorial Day weekend!
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Kim. Kim. Kim. Smoking while you're pregnant is not cool. Aren't you a former nurse for gosh sakes? So ditch the cancer sticks girl! They aren't good for you or the bambino.
And I don't know if she and her husband, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, are talking names yet but they really need to stay away from the K names. Because there is Kim and Kroy, their 9-month-old Kash Kade, plus 2-year-old son KJ. Is she a wannabe Kardashian or what? I keep thinking Bruce Jenner is going to pop up on her spin-off show, Don't Be Tardy.
Please, any letter but K for the new baby! Zolciak has two older daughters from previous relationships, Ariana and Brielle, so we know she has it in her to think of names outside the K domain.
Finally, as a mom of 5 myself, let me just give her a little heads up. It can get a bit tricky. Like when you're at the library with all 5 kids and your new baby is howling because he's apparently starving. So you begin nursing him and then your 3-year-old immediately yells as loud as he can, "I HAVE TO POOP RIGHT NOW!!" And then sweat starts dripping down your neck because everyone is staring at you and you don't know whether to keep breastfeeding your baby or drag your son to the bathroom as quickly as possible or maybe just cry.
You know, stuff like that. But she probably has a reality TV production assistant who can just take the toddler to the bathroom in such a situation. I really need one of those.
Zolciak is apparently hoping for a little girl this time around. Maybe we should just start calling her Khloe or Kourtney now.