I like to eat, I like to write, I like to accessorize.  Other than that, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

 

 

 

Q: How many children do you have? 
A: I have a cat.  I clean up his s**t and love him every day.

 

Q: Where do you live?
A: Moved to NYC in July 2001, have lived in Brooklyn since 2007.  Originally from Texas but I don't have an accent.

 

Q: What’s your astrological sign?
A: Cancer

 

Q: What is one of your favorite quotes?
A: "If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit next to me." --Steel Magnolias

 

Q: What TV or movie character are you most like?
A: Liz Lemon, because her bra is held together with duct tape.  Or George Costanza, because I like to take a nap under my desk at work.

 

Q: If you could have dinner with three famous people (dead or alive), who would you invite?
A: Madonna, Dolly Parton, and Diane Sawyer.  I think it would be the most divine trinity ever.

 

Q: What is your biggest vice?
A: Cake

 

Q: What makes you feel sexy?
A: Cake

 

Q: What’s your most memorable ballsy moment?
A: Sneaking off to Pakistan for a delightful spring vacation. I was 26, but I still lied to my parents about where I was going.

 

Q: If your life was a Lifetime Movie it would be called…
A: "Does this phone make me sound fat?"