About Me: 

Wendi Aarons is an award-winning humor writer and blogger who lives in Austin, Texas with her husband and two sons. You can usually find her at Wendi Aarons, The Mouthy Housewives or starting fistfights near the 70% off rack at Target.

 

Q&A:

Q:  How many children do you have?

A: Two

 

Q:  Where do you live?

A:  Austin, TX by way of Los Angeles, Oregon, Nevada and North Dakota.

 

Q: What’s your astrological sign?

A:  Scorpio.

 

Q: If your life was made into a Lifetime Movie, what would it be called? 

A: Mother, May I Sleep With Barry Manilow?

 

Q: What is one of your favorite quotes?

A: "Don't get mad, get funny."

 

Q: What TV or movie character are you most like?

A: Samantha in "Sixteen Candles"

 

Q: If you could have dinner with three famous people (dead or alive), who would you invite?

A: David Sedaris, Pauline Kael and Dorothy Parker.

 

Q: What is your biggest vice?

A: Going to the movies by myself once a week.

 

Q: What makes you feel sexy?

A: Not this question, that's for sure.

 

Q: What’s your most memorable ballsy moment?

A: Breaking up a fight between two screaming mothers during last year's Thanksgiving buffet at a fancy hotel in Florida. I wasn't going to let those idiots ruin my pie eating.