Contemporary marriage unions would SHOCK Carol Brady and my mom
By Elissa Freeman
At some point in every woman’s life, you realize there are several things your mother never told you:
• Episiotomies, for example. (You mean I’m going to rip where??)
• That your mother’s thighs will eventually become your own
• Oreos really are a separate food group
• And that one day, two-income families would become the norm
Huh?…
