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Selfish Mom

SelfishMom.com combines humor with candor to give a peek into the life of a blogger living in Brooklyn with her husband and two kids. Whether she's attending fabulous events, cleaning her toilet, or pulling her kids off of one another, Amy let's you in and explains why it's all OK.

Recent Posts from Selfish Mom

Today’s Agenda: tiny bloodsuckers edition

Posted 09/21/2011 - 6:19am by Selfish Mom

I was woken up at 4:20 this morning by a mosquito buzzing my head. The same thing happened the night before. It’s like suddenl... Read More »

Question about the droopy drawers

Posted 09/20/2011 - 6:06pm by Selfish Mom

Forget questions about taste, or decency, or even fashion. I want to know about comfort. How is that not WILDLY uncomfortable? O... Read More »

Can you believe this is where I exercise?

Posted 09/20/2011 - 1:06pm by Selfish Mom

I love having my own treadmill, but it’s small wonder I never want to get on it – look at where I exercise! Can you... Read More »

Today’s Agenda: Treadmill Finally edition

Posted 09/20/2011 - 12:10pm by Selfish Mom

So I’ve said before that I was going to start my new walking exercise plan. I’ve been saying it for a couple of months. And... Read More »

Today’s Agenda: Momwolf edition

Posted 09/19/2011 - 10:18am by Selfish Mom

So I’m on the subway on my way to a Blogging Angels recording session. My friend Jennifer Perillo is going to be our guest... Read More »

Racist, homophobic, completely offensive fake Applebee’s twitter account looks like the real thing

Posted 09/19/2011 - 9:15am by Selfish Mom

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Today’s Agenda: Fall edition

Posted 09/16/2011 - 1:49pm by Selfish Mom

So yesterday at this time I had the air conditioning on. Today? Not so much. Looks like the transition from summer to fall took... Read More »

Today’s Agenda: Full night’s sleep edition

Posted 09/15/2011 - 10:05am by Selfish Mom

So on Sunday I declared on twitter that I was going to get to bed by midnight every night for a week, and see what it’s like n... Read More »

Today’s Agenda: System-wide failure edition

Posted 09/14/2011 - 12:34pm by Selfish Mom

Well, the good news is I got some extra sleep this morning. The bad news is all four of us overslept. Read More »

Today’s Agenda: Pancake surprise edition

Posted 09/13/2011 - 10:13am by Selfish Mom

Know what will really mess your morning up? Your kids reminding you fifteen minutes before you all have to leave the house that... Read More »