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Selfish Mom

SelfishMom.com combines humor with candor to give a peek into the life of a blogger living in Brooklyn with her husband and two kids. Whether she's attending fabulous events, cleaning her toilet, or pulling her kids off of one another, Amy let's you in and explains why it's all OK.

Recent Posts from Selfish Mom

Ode To A Grilled Cheese

Posted 08/27/2012 - 10:35pm by Selfish Mom

OK, it’s not really an ode, I just liked the way that sounded. I don’t have the patience to write an ode. Not when there’s... Read More »

Fix A Broken Suitcase Zipper Pull Easily

Posted 08/25/2012 - 5:22pm by Selfish Mom

No matter how much I spend on a suitcase, the sipper pulls always break within a year or two. Such a pain in the butt. After los... Read More »

Me Baking + You Eating = Money for Sick Kids

Posted 08/23/2012 - 10:32am by Selfish Mom

I am incredibly lucky: my family is healthy. I wish that could be true for all families, but it isn’t. That’s why I’m baki... Read More »

Time To Get The Locks Fixed

Posted 08/23/2012 - 9:07am by Selfish Mom

When you’ve gone through a huge renovation where you didn’t have a door on your bedroom for a year, it’s hard to complain... Read More »

Randomosity: Crazy Politics Edition

Posted 08/22/2012 - 2:25pm by Selfish Mom

Can’t tell whether your rape was legitimate or not? This song can help you figure it out! *** Two old ladies got into a bit of... Read More »

A Stinky Hotel Problem

Posted 08/20/2012 - 11:44pm by Selfish Mom

So you’re traveling. You’re staying in a hotel with your family. Unlike at home, you’re all sharing one bathroom. It’s i... Read More »

What I Learned (While My Kids Were) At Camp

Posted 08/14/2012 - 2:27pm by Selfish Mom

My kids come home from camp in about 48 hours. How 40 days went by so quickly I have no idea. This is by far the longest I’ve... Read More »

Test Drive: GMC Acadia Crossover

Posted 08/13/2012 - 7:41pm by Selfish Mom

I’m going on another road trip this week, taking my kids to Western New York to see family. The last time we did this trip, la... Read More »

I Lost My Diet Bet, But I Still Won

Posted 08/12/2012 - 12:14am by Selfish Mom

So tomorrow will be my final weigh-in for my third Diet Bet. I’m not even going to bother. Read More »

Randomosity: Olympic Edition

Posted 08/09/2012 - 11:24am by Selfish Mom

I have not paid anywhere near as much attention to the Olympics as I could have, but I’ve watched NBC’s prime time coverage... Read More »