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Scrambled Eggs. Fertility After 40? You Bet!

I started feeling like some sort of fertility fossil when I noticed that a scientific study seeking women said no over 35-year-old eggs need apply, but a recent CDC study shows births after age 40 are on the rise.

It all started a few weeks ago, I was thumbing through a magazine while waiting in the doctor’s office and I came across an ad looking for women to get paid for giving their eggs. 

Hey, we are in a recession and almost all money making ideas are up for consideration. I have no plans on using any more of my eggs anyway.

But before I could even snap myself back to reality, there it was in large bold print: Only women under age 35.

What?

My eggs were no good?...Read more about my scrambled eggs.