5 Celeb Couples Who Shouldn’t Have More Kids
Mazel Tov! Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner and his wife have announced the birth of their son, Jordan Zain. The little Weiner (sorry, couldn’t resist) arrived 10 days before the anticipated New Year’s Eve due date.
But really, until Anthony really proves that he no longer feels the need to send women photos of his penis, this couple should probably hold off on having more kids.
And while we are on the topic – here’s are five more celebrity (ish) couples who should wait before procreating again:
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards: The exes are on such good terms, that they are vacationing together (and their kids) in a tropical locale. Please use contraceptives, please use contraceptives, please use contraceptives.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Whoops, too late. The often troubled couple is expecting again…but let’s hope an IUD is in Kourt’s future after baby number two. Other than providing plenty of reality TV fodder, we’re not sure why they are expanding their family. They kind of seem to hate each other.
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar: The stars of TLC's “19 Kids and Counting, need to throw in the towel. We feel bad about her miscarriage – but really, isn’t 19 kids enough? Michelle needs to giver her uterus a rest. Besides, how many other names are there that start with the letter “J”?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: While the couple has lasted a hell of a lot longer than we thought they would, we still think Cruise is batsh*t crazy and that Suri is going to have many years of therapy ahead of her.
Kevin Federline and…Anyone: Because K-Fed needs to start acting more like a father to his children (legitimate and illegitimate) before he god forbid has any more. The real debate was whether or not he qualified as a celeb to even make this list!
Did we miss anyone?