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Sh*t, My Toddler is Smarter Than I Am
Posted Tuesday, July 24, 2012 - 11:36am

I know you are going to watch this video of my 19-month-old daughter and think, “Awwwww, she is so cute...Wow, she is pretty s... Read More »

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What Ever Happened to Romantic Lingerie?
Posted Tuesday, July 24, 2012 - 12:00am

Where do you shop when you want to be sexy, but still be a lady? One place Lifetime Mom Eileen doesn't want to shop is at a roma... Read More »

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"The Bachelor"Finale: I Used To Work On The Show And I Was Blindsided
Posted Monday, July 23, 2012 - 5:55pm

Watching the highly anticipated season finale of The Bachelorette reminded me of waiting for the premiere of the Sex and the Cit... Read More »

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Kids Say the Most Embarrassing Things
Posted Thursday, July 19, 2012 - 12:00am

As if waiting for the radiologist to x-ray my son's leg was not stressful enough, my then-three and a half year old daughter beg... Read More »

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Our Summer of Doing...Nothing!
Posted Wednesday, July 11, 2012 - 12:00am

Hello, folks and welcome to "Camp Nothing To Do This Summer!" I'll be your host... Read More »

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You'll Never Guess Who I Ran Into...(aka Awkward Situations)
Posted Wednesday, July 11, 2012 - 12:00am

I ran into my couple's therapist at Starbucks. That’s weird. It’s like running into your gyno. Once someone has seen that... Read More »

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Women Losing Their Shnitz Over Male Strippers
Posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 - 12:00am

First let me start this off by saying I am, in no way, shape or form, a prude. I know. The fact that I have to say so already ma... Read More »

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If I Didn’t Have It in 1977, You Won’t Be Allowed It in 2012…
Posted Monday, July 9, 2012 - 10:53am

My children believe that there is no place worse than the 1970s. When their father and I tell them stories of our youth they lo... Read More »

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Don't Judge Me: Mothering Shortcuts I Won't Apologize For
Posted Friday, July 6, 2012 - 12:30am

Motherhood is hard. Really hard. You can't call in sick. You don't get personal days. You don't even get private time in the... Read More »

My New Glasses
Posted Thursday, July 5, 2012 - 12:00am

My boys had temper tantrums, they threw up in their beds and one of them did not sleep through the night until he was four years... Read More »

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