The Funny Things Kids Say

We all know he's the one.  The one who will come up with the most out there comments, the one who always makes everyone laugh with his random observations and the one who is the most insightful.  We've started calling them "Jamie-isms" and writing them down for posterity.

They will catch you by surprise like "my tummy has a headache".

Or make you giggle like "I kinda wish I was a shark, but actually I don't because I don't like shrimp, but I do like the ocean, but no, I couldn't, because I don't eat people".

Or tug on your heart like "Who is taking care of all the babies in heaven? Is God feeding them? Who changes their diapers?"

One thing is certain, that Jamie, my sweet passionate middle child, sees the world through his own lens.  He is a one of a kind, he is his own soul. And we love him.

What funny things have your kids said today?

The half-hour unscripted series “Seriously Funny Kids,” hosted by supermodel and supermom Heidi Klum will debut on Tuesday, February 1, at 9 pm et/pt on Lifetime.